[mervin]

RANDOM THOUGHTS ...............



Nothing
sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're
wrong.

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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.

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There is a great need for sarcasm font.

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Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw
it.

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How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

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I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take
2 trips to bring my groceries in.

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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
computer history if you die.







Was learning to write in cursive really necessary?

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I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

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How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just
nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

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I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to
prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.. Stay strong, brothers &
sisters !

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MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know
how to get out of my neighborhood.

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Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person
died.

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Bad decisions make good stories.

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You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when
you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for
the rest of the day.

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Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to
have to restart my collection.

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I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I
want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did
not make any changes to.

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I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? D@mnit!),
but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to
voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run
away?

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I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing
anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

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It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

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I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer
when they call.

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Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in
a pocket and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find
and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes
closed, first time every time...

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SMILE ---- it makes people wonder.......