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#1 User is offline   YamaHead 

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Posted 26 November 2004 - 07:36 AM

Found this Courtesy of RDeesa :D .....
Even my wife (being a Nurse) gotta kick out of it. :wink:

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a
motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out,
fix'em, put 'em back in and when I finish, it works just like new.
So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big
bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The
surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the
mechanic .. "Try doing it with the engine running!"

:lol: :lol:
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Posted 26 November 2004 - 01:14 PM

:D :D :D
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Posted 26 November 2004 - 02:17 PM

Class! :lol: :lol:
Pink Power Ranger and Proud!!
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Posted 26 November 2004 - 05:04 PM

thats a good one scott :D 8)
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Posted 26 November 2004 - 05:36 PM

Thats funny :lol:
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Posted 26 November 2004 - 07:40 PM

:lol: :lol: nice one
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Posted 28 November 2004 - 08:19 PM

[quote="YamaHead"]Found this Courtesy of RDeesa :D .....
Even my wife (being a Nurse) gotta kick out of it. :wink:

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a
motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?" :wink: :wink: The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out,
fix'em, put 'em back in and when I finish, it works just like new.
So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big
bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The
surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the
mechanic .. "Try doing it with the engine running!"

liked it.
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Posted 29 November 2004 - 06:11 PM

Very good :lol:
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