Even my wife (being a Nurse) gotta kick out of it. :wink:
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a
motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out,
fix'em, put 'em back in and when I finish, it works just like new.
So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big
bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The
surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the
mechanic .. "Try doing it with the engine running!"

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